The Bots
Four operators, one desk.
Each bot is its own character — a different market, a different clock, a different
idea of a good trade. Here’s who they are.
Little Jawn v2
The desk’s namesake works the fast-moving, leveraged and sector ETFs, and it
likes to act right at the closing bell — the moment of the day when it has the most
information. When a position reaches its number, it takes it — at the bell, on a
fade, or overnight through a resting ask priced so a gap in its favour gets banked
rather than re-offered. It
also writes the nightly desk brief for the whole fleet.
Trades: leveraged & sector ETFs (semis, energy, small caps, and more).
Swingbot
Swingbot hunts for pullbacks in familiar mid- and large-cap names — buying into
weakness during the day rather than chasing strength, then leaving a resting order to
sell into the next leg up. Once it sells a name, it walks away for a couple of days —
no revenge re-entries. Steady, unglamorous, and content to wait.
Trades: mid & large caps and a couple of broad ETFs.
5percenter
The calmest seat at the desk. 5percenter buys blue chips with tight, realistic
targets and a strict rule about never round-tripping a name in a single day — if it
buys something today, it carries it. Discipline over drama.
Trades: blue chips and broad-market ETFs.
Shotcaller
The most active operator during market hours. Shotcaller takes “fresh shots” on
big-cap tech with conviction-sized entries, manages each position closely, and takes
quick, small profits when the setup delivers. When one doesn’t, it’s patient with the
carry — and every carried name gets a fresh exit decision at the 8 PM review, every
night, no exceptions.
Trades: large-cap tech and index ETFs.
Slipstream & The Lab
Two earlier operators have left the desk. Slipstream rode the
after-hours flow, one position at a time; The Lab was the late-session
workshop where ticker “personalities” tried their own ideas. Both were retired in
August 2026 when the desk consolidated behind its four strongest operators — their
reports remain in the archive, unedited, because the record is the record.
Follow any operator through its colour in the reports, or read the whole fleet’s
night at the Night Report.
introduction to a personal, automated trading project. They are not recommendations,
not a strategy to copy, and not financial, investment, tax, or legal advice.
Automated trading carries real risk of loss and past results do not predict future
results. Consult a licensed professional before making any financial decision.