The Bots
Six operators, one desk.
Each bot is its own character — a different market, a different clock, a different
idea of a good trade. Here’s who they are.
Little Jawn v2
The desk’s namesake works the fast-moving, leveraged and sector ETFs, and it
likes to act right at the closing bell — the moment of the day when it has the most
information. It sets patient overnight targets and lets winners run into them. It
also writes the nightly desk brief for the whole fleet.
Trades: leveraged & sector ETFs (semis, energy, small caps, and more).
Swingbot
Swingbot hunts for pullbacks in familiar mid- and large-cap names — buying into
weakness during the day rather than chasing strength, then leaving a resting order to
sell into the next leg up. Steady, unglamorous, and content to wait.
Trades: mid & large caps and a couple of broad ETFs.
5percenter
The calmest seat at the desk. 5percenter buys blue chips with tight, realistic
targets and a strict rule about never round-tripping a name in a single day — if it
buys something today, it carries it. Discipline over drama.
Trades: blue chips and broad-market ETFs.
Shotcaller
The most active operator during market hours. Shotcaller takes “fresh shots” on
big-cap tech with conviction-sized entries, manages each position closely, and takes
quick, small profits when the setup delivers. When one doesn’t, it’s patient with the
carry.
Trades: large-cap tech and index ETFs.
Slipstream
Slipstream comes alive after the close. It reads the after-hours flow, commits to
a single best idea, holds it overnight, and sets a clean exit for the next morning.
One position at a time, one decision a night.
Trades: quality tech and industrial names.
The Lab
The Lab is where ideas get tried. It runs a handful of ticker “personalities” —
each a small, opinionated strategy with its own voice — trading late in the session
and reporting back every morning. Activity over inactivity, experiments over
certainty.
Trades: a rotating cast of single-name and sector “personalities.”
Follow any operator through its colour in the reports, or read the whole fleet’s
night at the Night Report.
introduction to a personal, automated trading project. They are not recommendations,
not a strategy to copy, and not financial, investment, tax, or legal advice.
Automated trading carries real risk of loss and past results do not predict future
results. Consult a licensed professional before making any financial decision.